Nerds, All of You

I can hardly believe that three college educated people are having a rousing debate over who is the better superhero (although, too be fair, I think Korynn may have been the least nerdy in her comments).
To Danny: Haha. Your wife does not support your choice of superhero.
To Spencer: I can't believe you have a wife.
You two are like two grown up, educated versions of that kid who wore his coo beads and a utility belt everywhere he went. And, you are both wrong about who the greatest superhero is.

I submit to you the greatest superhero of all time:



Further evidence that Mark is the greatest superhero of all time:

He's super strong:


He's got awesome hair and sideburns:


He can sing and play the guitar:


He helped produce this:


...and this:



And he defied biology and logic by springing from a union between this:


...and this:



There you go. The greatest superhero ever. Suck it.